To- okay, more like "at"- a truck driver who had parked half on the shoulder, half in the lane of a major road, and then also had his driver side door open, thereby taking up the entire (and only, in that direction) lane- on yet another blind curve, which was also on the top of a blind hill*,
Me: Way to be a moron, Ohio Idiot. (Because he had an Ohio plate, of course.)
Ethan: Who, me?
Connor: Yes. That is your new nickname. "Ohio Idiot".
*A lot of blind stuff around here lately, huh?