Emily had a shiny red rhinestone star stuck to the tip of your nose. "Oh, Emily," I sighed. "You've got a zit on your nose again."
Sam responded in the norm. "We'd better cut it off."
I, in vague response (because I was staring at a daddy blog). "If that happened every time we had a zit on our noses... well, I guess it'd just have been that one time each."
Emily looked back and forth between us, one eyebrow raised. "So... why do you still have noses?"