We see a woman with multiple facial piercings walking toward us in the mall- not just several, but every conceivable nose, eyebrow and lip piercing.
Sam, quietly to me (obviously not quiet enough): I wonder what else she has pierced.
Ethan: Her ears.
I don't recall the circumstances, here, but we'll just assume it's a typical day.
Me: Bloody hell!
Ethan: That's what Gordon Ramsey says... except it's beeeeeeeeep.
A commercial comes on television for a show called "Deadliest Warrior: Viking versus Samurai".
Ethan: I think it should be "Something versus Ninja". 'Cause ninjas always win.
We are at a hotel breakfast buffet. Ethan is deciding what he wants to eat, but is disappointed to find that they only have strawberry or strawberry/banana yogurt. He is only a fan of vanilla:
Me: I'm sorry, but most people don't eat vanilla yogurt.
Ethan, with genuine confusion: What do they do with it, then?
Random Other Customer: *snort*
He's not for sale, but perhaps I'll rent him out. (Just kidding, CPS.)