Sunday, May 3, 2009

Poetry in Unexpected Places

I'm not sure what other people do, but every once in a while I check my spam folder just to make sure it didn't catch something I cherish (hear me scoff). Let me tell you how much the Toyota Lottery loves me! So much.

This time no TL lovin'. This time- well, telling you who it was from won't clarify anything because, honestly, that ain't English. (The subject was not exactly proper English, either, but was strangely endearing- "can we work togather???????????") However, gmail is so kind in its first line previewing. I was blessed with this:

"Hello Dear I am pleased to solicit your sin"

It's like music in 12 pt font.

6 comments:

Call Me Cate said...

I'm incredibly touched that he wants to work "togather" in soliciting your sin. Unless we work together, we'll never be truly successful at sin-solicitation.

His plan seems solid. Let me know how it works out for you.

Toyota doesn't love me but Men's Health definitely does.

I like to use my spam folder for character names in stories - though this one sounds like it wouldn't be helpful.

The Wife O Riley said...

I never get anything interesting anymore. The African General rarely asks me for money anymore.

How does one go about sin soliciting?

KlevaBich said...

I used to collect the random verbiage that's often at the end of spam, thinking I'd use it in some sort of art project. But I NEVER ran across anything this cool. This is a book title if I ever heard one!

InMyOwnZoo said...

WHy did I KNOW Nancy would love this one??

Ryan Ashley Scott said...

I love spam folder headlines, don't you? My grossest one was "so hard it hurt her..." and it made me wonder if my hubs had been on MY laptop. ;)

Christine said...

It does just roll off the tongue! I cannot wait to use this somewhere...sometime...for that special someone.