Sunday, May 3, 2009

Poetry in Unexpected Places

I'm not sure what other people do, but every once in a while I check my spam folder just to make sure it didn't catch something I cherish (hear me scoff). Let me tell you how much the Toyota Lottery loves me! So much.

This time no TL lovin'. This time- well, telling you who it was from won't clarify anything because, honestly, that ain't English. (The subject was not exactly proper English, either, but was strangely endearing- "can we work togather???????????") However, gmail is so kind in its first line previewing. I was blessed with this:

"Hello Dear I am pleased to solicit your sin"

It's like music in 12 pt font.


Call Me Cate said...

I'm incredibly touched that he wants to work "togather" in soliciting your sin. Unless we work together, we'll never be truly successful at sin-solicitation.

His plan seems solid. Let me know how it works out for you.

Toyota doesn't love me but Men's Health definitely does.

I like to use my spam folder for character names in stories - though this one sounds like it wouldn't be helpful.

The Wife O Riley said...

I never get anything interesting anymore. The African General rarely asks me for money anymore.

How does one go about sin soliciting?

KlevaBich said...

I used to collect the random verbiage that's often at the end of spam, thinking I'd use it in some sort of art project. But I NEVER ran across anything this cool. This is a book title if I ever heard one!

InMyOwnZoo said...

WHy did I KNOW Nancy would love this one??

Ryan Ashley Scott said...

I love spam folder headlines, don't you? My grossest one was "so hard it hurt her..." and it made me wonder if my hubs had been on MY laptop. ;)

Christine said...

It does just roll off the tongue! I cannot wait to use this somewhere...sometime...for that special someone.