I'm not sure what other people do, but every once in a while I check my spam folder just to make sure it didn't catch something I cherish (hear me scoff). Let me tell you how much the Toyota Lottery loves me! So much.
This time no TL lovin'. This time- well, telling you who it was from won't clarify anything because, honestly, that ain't English. (The subject was not exactly proper English, either, but was strangely endearing- "can we work togather???????????") However, gmail is so kind in its first line previewing. I was blessed with this:
"Hello Dear I am pleased to solicit your sin"
It's like music in 12 pt font.
6 comments:
I'm incredibly touched that he wants to work "togather" in soliciting your sin. Unless we work together, we'll never be truly successful at sin-solicitation.
His plan seems solid. Let me know how it works out for you.
Toyota doesn't love me but Men's Health definitely does.
I like to use my spam folder for character names in stories - though this one sounds like it wouldn't be helpful.
I never get anything interesting anymore. The African General rarely asks me for money anymore.
How does one go about sin soliciting?
I used to collect the random verbiage that's often at the end of spam, thinking I'd use it in some sort of art project. But I NEVER ran across anything this cool. This is a book title if I ever heard one!
WHy did I KNOW Nancy would love this one??
I love spam folder headlines, don't you? My grossest one was "so hard it hurt her..." and it made me wonder if my hubs had been on MY laptop. ;)
It does just roll off the tongue! I cannot wait to use this somewhere...sometime...for that special someone.
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