Sam whipping open the back door, mostly not clothed: Yeah! You better run you stupid squirrel!
Me: Get your boxer clad ass back in the house!
Sam: I have to give :insert neighbor lady's name here: something to drool over.
Ethan: Who's :insert neighbor lady's name here:?
Me: Nice. Idiot.
Sam: That's what I call the squirrel in our backyard.