Sam whipping open the back door, mostly not clothed: Yeah! You better run you stupid squirrel!
Me: Get your boxer clad ass back in the house!
Sam: I have to give :insert neighbor lady's name here: something to drool over.
Ethan: Who's :insert neighbor lady's name here:?
Me: Nice. Idiot.
Sam: That's what I call the squirrel in our backyard.
Ethan: Oh.
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and then when said lady actually does visit and ethan hears her name, he will say "We named a squirrel that!
Inspired by you all I bought a fancy, dancy bird feeder. Didn't know I was headed for so much fun! Can't wait to get this sucker hung...
Sam, Sam, Sam... Will he ever learn?
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