Thursday, February 19, 2009

For Sale: Two Boys, Slightly Beaten

Me, to Ethan: Do you need it or not?

Ethan, sarcasm dripping: Maaaaybe.

Me: And you think that's an okay way to talk to me?

Connor: I'm so proud.


kimber p said...

I buy em!!! Because I know you're gonna want to buy them back and I'm gonna charge you double!! woohoo!!

andy said...

Have you had the "whatever"'s and the "you don't have to spaz"'s...if you don't squat their little heads like grapes for those comments you totally deserve mom of the year.

Sarah said...

kimber p- What you don't get, it's like taking on someone's house. You still gotta pay the mortgage. It's just in food, in this case.

andy- They wouldn't dare. They simply would not dare. 'Til they hit 14, I'm sure, then all bets are off. I'm pretty sure they'll be taken out of my custody at that point.

Call Me Cate said...

I'll pass. I'd rather spend the money on a new purse.