Wednesday, August 26, 2009

If I Offended You with the Jesus Face in the Pepper, Don't Read This One.

While cleaning off the black hole downstairs desk, I had to sort through the kids' school papers from the last two years (shut up). In doing so, I came across another gem from Emily from first grade. You don't read First Grader, you say? No problem, I'll translate.

My Gerbil Gerby
by Emily
My Gerbil Gerby begs a lot.
He makes tunnels a lot, too.



Sometimes he drinks and
eats a lot, too.
But I like him.
He is good to me.

Uhm... I mean... at least i think I got that last bit of translation right. Maybe he really is God to her. (Er, was. Germy Gerby has gone- to heaven, bitches!- now.) She did capitalize the "Hem", after all.

4 comments:

Mo Diva said...

i want to be a kid again.

Call Me Cate said...

It's no "hormlis rabits" (still one of my favorite posts) but it's good stuff.

Princess Andy said...

since you always know where i am and what i'm doing i was kind of afraid to not comment lest i unleash your fury;)

i love reading my kids stuff from back in the day...it makes up for the evil they spew at me now.

andy:)

AinsleyB said...

When are you going to simply set up cameras in your house? I'd rather see this action live.